Uncanny Valley

orlyman:

I’m getting very close to home highschool vibes right now

teamvampireweekend:

Ezra Koenig at Stubb’s in Austin, Texas - 04/24/14 (via @poppressintl)

✨Vampire Weekend was astounding✨ (at Stubbs BBQ)

✨Vampire Weekend was astounding✨ (at Stubbs BBQ)

They’re about to go on!!!!!!!

They’re about to go on!!!!!!!

kishuta:

hotties fighting in the name of the moon

kishuta:

hotties fighting in the name of the moon

theonion:

Marc Summers Realizes Police Will Immediately Look For Body In Giant Pile Of Mashed Potatoes
chroniclesofasmalltownboredom:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier 
i am so so sorry

chroniclesofasmalltownboredom:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier 

i am so so sorry

social-mobility:

About two years ago, my mom was waiting for a friend at a restaurant while wearing her “Proud Princeton Parent” shirt. An older couple sat a nearby table. The woman stared at my mom’s shirt for a while, then held up a menu to her face to speak to her husband, who then turned and stared at my mom’s shirt. Yes, my mom is a proud parent of a BLACK son who goes to Princeton.

social-mobility:

About two years ago, my mom was waiting for a friend at a restaurant while wearing her “Proud Princeton Parent” shirt. An older couple sat a nearby table. The woman stared at my mom’s shirt for a while, then held up a menu to her face to speak to her husband, who then turned and stared at my mom’s shirt. Yes, my mom is a proud parent of a BLACK son who goes to Princeton.

Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8.