Reggie Fils-Aime bursts through the door. “Reggie Fils-Aime!” the crowd squeals, pronouncing it perfectly. “Please,” Reggie Fils-Aime responds, calming the raucous audience, “Call me Reggie Fils-Aime.” He pauses dramatically and a screen appears behind him, seemingly from nowhere. “I understand some of you may be a little CROSS.” He winks and a female audience member faints. “I also understand some of you feel like caged ANIMALS.” He winks again. He also flexes, and his suit bursts open to reveal a spandex outfit with “ANIMAL CROSSING 3DS THIS HOLIDAY SEASON” on the chest.